Twitter as exorcism…
Phew! Glad this one is keeping well away from me. I'd hate to be killed by irony. https://t.co/PB6CAhIqOS
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Hopefully it will puff itself out pretty quickly
— sean hogan (@sean_0406) July 8, 2018
They're calling for maximum winds of 80mph, but when you allow for dehydration, that's really only 50mph, and nothing to write home about. 😂😂
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
I wonder if other tropical storms have been tested so they can get an average?
— sean hogan (@sean_0406) July 8, 2018
It was known as 'Gentle Breeze Chris' for years before dramatically transforming into one of the greatest hurricanes of all time.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Kirby: “MY GOODNESS SEAN IT’S HAVING ITS FUN- I THINK THIS TIME IT COULD MAKE LAND”!!!! Kelly: “No”
— The Medical Pots of Evil (@140CharTerror) July 8, 2018
Wouldn't it actually be:
Kelly: "Yis. Eh, no."
😂😂— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
The hurricane believes it’s done nothing wrong and will lawyer up to prove it .
— steve chapman (@stevechapman65) July 8, 2018
David Walsh apologized to the hurricane this morning for ever doubting how it managed to sustain those incredible winds. David is now building a villa next to the hurricane.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Hurricane Chris blew away Tony Martin in Romandie but said it didn’t sit well with him morally
— The Medical Pots of Evil (@140CharTerror) July 8, 2018
Mike Morgan has just submitted a 1,500 page brief, including a study from Leiden, to show that the National Weather Service cannot be relied upon to categorize hurricanes.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
@JeroenSwart explains, "It just lost the humidity".
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Dave Brailsford says he understands how many might see the sudden increase in sustained winds as suspicious. And if there's anything more that can be done to improve the transparency into understanding wind strength, that's something he could look into. In the future.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Bradley Wiggins has decided to take up Parasailing, and will be featured in a Red Nose Day special narrated by James Corden.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Simon Cope thinks the Tropical Storm is named 'Emma'.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Richard Freeman's abacus has calculated the sustained wind speed at 8,476mph.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Shane Sutton doesn't think much of the storm at all, and has started calling it 'Christine'.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Tim Kerrison is claiming credit for creating the atmospheric conditions that made the storm possible.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
The British Public are starting to understand how Team Sky invented wind.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Brian Cookson checked his iPad, and has no idea what everybody is going on an about, as the sky is blue, the sun is shining, and there isn't a breath of wind out.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
David Lappartient has a satellite picture of the Atlantic, and can confirm that the picture shows that there is no storm. And no, you can't see the picture. It's private.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Michelle Froome has blocked the sun.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
The hurricane believes it’s done nothing wrong and will lawyer up to prove it .
— steve chapman (@stevechapman65) July 8, 2018
Carlton Kirby has misidentified the storm as an earthquake and just said something racist about it.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Sean Kelly didn't know where to start when Kirby handed it over to him after blaming the French for earthquakes, but has managed to start talking about storms again.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Now Wiggins has just published another autobiography, titled 'My Chute'.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
@SkyOrla will be sitting down shortly with a cloud to ask it what it feels like to be so awesome.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
@PaulKimmage keeps pointing at the cloud, telling everybody it's a cloud, and that it's going to rain, but gets dismissed as an old man shouting out a cloud.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
Tropical Storm Chris announces he is going to keep being a tropical storm for the next five years, and there's nothing you can do to stop him.
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
/end rant
— Tony DaDub (@TeflonDub) July 8, 2018
